I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
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Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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