why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
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just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
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we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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