As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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