If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
