Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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