Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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