I am puke
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
