The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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