Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
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i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
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Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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