Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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