No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
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I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
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