found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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