i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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