Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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