bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
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I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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