Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
So. Much. Porn.
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