If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
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Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
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