You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
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I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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