if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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