I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
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ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
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Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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