We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
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Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
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We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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