he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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