lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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