I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
well you can't waste a boner
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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