He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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