dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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