The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
the raccoons are back...
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