There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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