Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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