i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
