This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
