We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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