We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
