it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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