Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
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Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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