Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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