Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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