North Korea, Best Korea!
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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