gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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