Can Purell be used as lube?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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