Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I think people are normalizing furries
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