I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
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The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
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the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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