this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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