i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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