He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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