eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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