guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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