I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
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I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
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Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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