jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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