I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
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tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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