So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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