im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
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