Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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