Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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