theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
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you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
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Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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