Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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