Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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