"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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