you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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